Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i out mim tonsoeep
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