Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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