Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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