areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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