i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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