Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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