Porn is love you can see.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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