dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's rum buckets o'clock
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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