i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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