Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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