Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My ass is underappreciated
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