careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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