Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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