I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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