YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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