You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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