you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
