I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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