Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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