Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My feet surprised me
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