(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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