apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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