Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it's great music for shaving your balls
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
It's never too late to be topless.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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