People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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