I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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