And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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