No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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