He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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