I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Hippo gnu deer
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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