I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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