4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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