Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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