I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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