I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
