Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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