But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My Higher Power is John Stamos
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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