The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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