I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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