can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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