we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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