Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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