plz talk dirty to me
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Use "feeling words"
Yay
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
