They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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