everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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