whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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