You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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