Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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