I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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