I must be too annoying 4 u.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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