I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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