Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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