I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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